Thursday, February 24, 2005
10 things I'm Wishing For Right Here Right Now...
In no particular order:
(1) 16 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
(2) Fark a certain customs officer from Venus to hell.
(3) Go on a hot date with Kago Aibon to somewhere we'd be alone! XD
(4) Barcelona to win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(5) Manchester United to also win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(6) Inter Milian to also win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(7) Get a uber massage to totally show my body hell.
(8) 0202 project to disappear oh-so-suddenly.
(9) Totally kickass food like the one we had in JB.
(10) A good smoke.
(1) 16 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
(2) Fark a certain customs officer from Venus to hell.
(3) Go on a hot date with Kago Aibon to somewhere we'd be alone! XD
(4) Barcelona to win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(5) Manchester United to also win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(6) Inter Milian to also win by at least 1 goal tonight.
(7) Get a uber massage to totally show my body hell.
(8) 0202 project to disappear oh-so-suddenly.
(9) Totally kickass food like the one we had in JB.
(10) A good smoke.
Monday, February 21, 2005
Back From a Sec 3 Camp!
If you thought sec 1s were cute, wait till you see them blooming into sec 3 students. This is the time when girls transit from cute to cuter/pretty! And can they pose! You can see them taking purikura shots with the most photogenic poses, and they still won't look like cheap whores!
Well some of them though, others don't shave their armpits or have more body hair than me! The boys have matured too, just that some are really so irritating, I should think those are inverse autistic. Especially one who would bounce around even when I'm telling everyone to stand still! He was the target of all bullying in the class, and for reasons I can clearly see.
Seems that by the time I stop teaching for Mrs Lek, I'll have so many drama scripts to write!
Well some of them though, others don't shave their armpits or have more body hair than me! The boys have matured too, just that some are really so irritating, I should think those are inverse autistic. Especially one who would bounce around even when I'm telling everyone to stand still! He was the target of all bullying in the class, and for reasons I can clearly see.
Seems that by the time I stop teaching for Mrs Lek, I'll have so many drama scripts to write!
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Bored?
When you're bored, anything goes.
http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
I Told You Berd is a Cunt...
Cuz' he didn't tell us he went on a hot date with her!
V-Day Doesn't Get Any Better!
What more could you have asked for... Than a V-day gift like this?!
For this, I thank Melvin-Seetoh aka Mao Shi. The greatest lover, ever.
For this, I thank Melvin-Seetoh aka Mao Shi. The greatest lover, ever.
Saturday, February 12, 2005
Berd is a Cunt
That's why he's going to be blogging here as well from now on!
On The Previous Episode of 13 Year Olds...
Ok, so I've explained the characters, now to the background story.
During this camp that I took, the 3 of these main characters were always together, yakking away, playing themselves silly. So of course, I thought they were good friends! Many crazy stories about them, but I'll leave this to Berd to blog about perhaps if he picks up the blogging pen again. Anyway, 3 days after the camp, they asked me out for lunch.
Jolin and Toyota were both present, but for some reason that I found out later, Creamy wasn't. So we had lunch with this other guy, walked around Northpoint for a while, and we all split. Only then did a message drop from the sky from Jolin, that Creamy didn't come only because she thinks Toyota is uber-noisy and childish.
Ok, so she can be really jabbering non-stop about really nonsense stuff, and laughing while Jolin was telling them to stop and eat their lunch. Toyota can be pretty interesting, but noisy nonetheless. Jolin agrees too, so I ended up kinda bitching about Toyota with Jolin.
All the way to the next week, when Toyota asked me out for lunch again. This time she specified "DO NOT tell Jolin". Well of course I said ok, but I asked Jolin out for lunch on that day and she said she wasn't free. I'm definately not sending myself out as a lamb to the slaughter, going out with the company of really noisy kids, so I told Toyota I wasn't free. At this point in time, Jolin continued, "How about Tuesday?". I was more than happy to meet her, but Toyota then offered to change it to Tuesday! I played along, putting on an act like I'm not gonna tell Jolin about it, just that if she asked me out I'll tell her about it. Well Jolin knows all about this, and she was pretty cool with it so then on Tuesday, I met Jolin on the train platform, and we went to meet Toyota together.
Of course Toyota wasn't very happy about it, but since there were 3 other boys around, they just played in their kiddy group, and there Jolin was faking a smile and appearing really bored instead. They spoke less than 3 times, of which one was Toyota telling Jolin "Seeing your face makes me lose my appetite" in a tone you wouldn't use when you meet Santa Claus. Well the atmosphere was pretty fine, no signs of a catfight yet, but on splitting I immediately texted Jolin asking her if she's fine and offering to meet up another day with Creamy too!
Well I haven't gone on that next lunch trip, but I have a feeling it'll be next week. More to come then!
During this camp that I took, the 3 of these main characters were always together, yakking away, playing themselves silly. So of course, I thought they were good friends! Many crazy stories about them, but I'll leave this to Berd to blog about perhaps if he picks up the blogging pen again. Anyway, 3 days after the camp, they asked me out for lunch.
Jolin and Toyota were both present, but for some reason that I found out later, Creamy wasn't. So we had lunch with this other guy, walked around Northpoint for a while, and we all split. Only then did a message drop from the sky from Jolin, that Creamy didn't come only because she thinks Toyota is uber-noisy and childish.
Ok, so she can be really jabbering non-stop about really nonsense stuff, and laughing while Jolin was telling them to stop and eat their lunch. Toyota can be pretty interesting, but noisy nonetheless. Jolin agrees too, so I ended up kinda bitching about Toyota with Jolin.
All the way to the next week, when Toyota asked me out for lunch again. This time she specified "DO NOT tell Jolin". Well of course I said ok, but I asked Jolin out for lunch on that day and she said she wasn't free. I'm definately not sending myself out as a lamb to the slaughter, going out with the company of really noisy kids, so I told Toyota I wasn't free. At this point in time, Jolin continued, "How about Tuesday?". I was more than happy to meet her, but Toyota then offered to change it to Tuesday! I played along, putting on an act like I'm not gonna tell Jolin about it, just that if she asked me out I'll tell her about it. Well Jolin knows all about this, and she was pretty cool with it so then on Tuesday, I met Jolin on the train platform, and we went to meet Toyota together.
Of course Toyota wasn't very happy about it, but since there were 3 other boys around, they just played in their kiddy group, and there Jolin was faking a smile and appearing really bored instead. They spoke less than 3 times, of which one was Toyota telling Jolin "Seeing your face makes me lose my appetite" in a tone you wouldn't use when you meet Santa Claus. Well the atmosphere was pretty fine, no signs of a catfight yet, but on splitting I immediately texted Jolin asking her if she's fine and offering to meet up another day with Creamy too!
Well I haven't gone on that next lunch trip, but I have a feeling it'll be next week. More to come then!
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Blogging is NOT Fun, But 13 Year Olds Are.
It should be done with a purpose, only to make it educational. This way, we can all learn something. That's why, for people to learn about 13 yr olds, I'm gonna make a small sacrifice and from now, readers of this blog will be able to learn about people born in 1992.
It all started with me starting a freelance assignment as a soft skill trainer for schools. There's this one school that I'm closer to cuz' of the fact that I was there for 2 days and 1 night, and I got to know some of these kids pretty well. For those who want to know more, here's a character summary. (For certain purposes, I won't be using their real names)
Toyota: This is a girl who's full of spunk and foul language. Her appearance will allow most people to think she's the kind of girl who's well brought up and demure, however in truth she's far from it. She swears like a soldier but has the physique of a 7 year old. Her skirt is worn long, and her top oversized. At the same time, she has rather geeky hair and thick glasses. Rather immature, she laughs over tiny kiddish things and plays around with the boys as if the world is her playground. Her faction consists mainly of boys (as far as I know), and really tiny boys I might add.
Jolin: Cool, collected and the most mature of the lot, this girl might just be my favorite of the whole group. The things she says feels a lot like any of my other friends, and even her hair is layered! She even tells the "kids" playing around to grow up, and stop laughing and start eating. She could be the main enemy of the "Toyota Group" for her "arrogance" and cold treatment along with..
Creamy: She could be an amalgam of the 2 previous characters. She's one who won't hesitate to have kiddy fun, but at the same time, gets irked by some of the more childish things the "Toyota Group" takes part in and talks about. Sporty and aspiring, she displays qualities that even 'Jolin' doesn't. However, she can be really fierce, but doesn't get hated as much as 'Jolin'.
These are going to be the 3 main characters of the story I'm going to start telling. I think it's going to be one big drama, so I'll save some for the next post when I'm not so sick.
To be continued...
It all started with me starting a freelance assignment as a soft skill trainer for schools. There's this one school that I'm closer to cuz' of the fact that I was there for 2 days and 1 night, and I got to know some of these kids pretty well. For those who want to know more, here's a character summary. (For certain purposes, I won't be using their real names)
Toyota: This is a girl who's full of spunk and foul language. Her appearance will allow most people to think she's the kind of girl who's well brought up and demure, however in truth she's far from it. She swears like a soldier but has the physique of a 7 year old. Her skirt is worn long, and her top oversized. At the same time, she has rather geeky hair and thick glasses. Rather immature, she laughs over tiny kiddish things and plays around with the boys as if the world is her playground. Her faction consists mainly of boys (as far as I know), and really tiny boys I might add.
Jolin: Cool, collected and the most mature of the lot, this girl might just be my favorite of the whole group. The things she says feels a lot like any of my other friends, and even her hair is layered! She even tells the "kids" playing around to grow up, and stop laughing and start eating. She could be the main enemy of the "Toyota Group" for her "arrogance" and cold treatment along with..
Creamy: She could be an amalgam of the 2 previous characters. She's one who won't hesitate to have kiddy fun, but at the same time, gets irked by some of the more childish things the "Toyota Group" takes part in and talks about. Sporty and aspiring, she displays qualities that even 'Jolin' doesn't. However, she can be really fierce, but doesn't get hated as much as 'Jolin'.
These are going to be the 3 main characters of the story I'm going to start telling. I think it's going to be one big drama, so I'll save some for the next post when I'm not so sick.
To be continued...
