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Jeux d'enfants (Love Me If You Dare) - Good movie! It's like this guy and this girl, daring each other the silliest of things like exchanging looks at private parts as kids, to the guy saying no at his wedding. They fall out because of them not knowing when each of them are playing Dare or if they really mean things like "Love me". After 14 years, they finally get together and they have to do something as drastic as burying themselves alive in cement.

Sad huh. I just hope love can be this fun and unconditional for me! Oh shit, but they didn't even screw even until the end! Maybe there should be a Porno parody titled Blow Me In The Middle of Orchard Road If You Dare or Give Me A Good Screw In Front Of The RSM If You Dare. Or try Screw Me With A Dong In Your Pussy If You Dare (This, I'm game!). Forgot what's "Game or not?" in French but Berd and I just settled for "Gam bo?". Can watch lah, this movie! 7.5 popcorns out of 10.

Now that this is done with, I've to start planning who to watch Goodbye Lenin with, also, 21 Grams, and a couple other movies which I read about on First Magazine. Interested parties, you know what to do.

Today, oops yesterday, David did it again.

Melvin : Fuck, I don't have a torchlight.
David: Oh, Take mine lah
M: You don't need one?
D: Aiyah, cuz' later I sure doing Marshalling so I d-
M: Oh yes, you will SURELY be marshalling huh?
(Moments later when I was bitching to Alex about this)
M: Aiyah, cuz' later I sure doing Marshalling what....
D: No, It's because I don't want t-
M & Alex: Wow, what he wants he gets and what he doesn't he won't
D: *Sick smiley face with eyes squeezed into the area of 2mm thin and teeth exposed*

We salute you David. With pride discipline and honor.

If you don't watch this, you're a dick! Sorry that's all the time i have for yall' homies today.

And that's good for us. Cuz' Now the latest project is to have a whole comic strip on him. How honored he'll be when he see all this. Anyway, Why the hell am I typing this right now? Turned out a couple of SAF people decided to change the ops to an evening Blitz on a neighbor. Losers. And I'm typing this as people are playing Mahjong in my room. Sluts. And my sister Michelle is back in the small SG! Opps ran out of nouns to use. Oh yeah she changed her hairstyle. Dork.

More to come when I stop kopi-ing and get to stay out. Oh by the way, my job sucks. See yall' on Friday!

Ok guys time for a revolution. This blogspot thing kicks so much ass cuz' I can put links to nifty little things that deserves everyone's attention. Xanga, piss off.

Ah yes, the much awaited link. Cheers David!

After seeing my icq list, I totally remembered about starting "Dear David Diary"! For all of those who don't know, DDD is a project Alex and I thought of to keep track of everything stupid that David does on a daily (we hope, he doesn't) basis. For all of you who don't know David, he's my camp mate. There's even a Pretendster profile we did for him cuz' he's just too shy to put up his own. (I'll put up the link when I find it - Friendster's such a bore to load!)

Anyway, the tribe has spoken, and I think i shall put DDD here from now... Sorry David.

Being sooooooooo damn blardy frickin' delighted that I can finally host shit on my computer, I decided to put up a lame video of myself. Enjoy.

Megumi Okina

6 years. That's the difference in age between my parents. That's the difference in age between some of my nephews and nieces. And that's the difference in age between Berd's cousin and us. If you think this random fact of the day is just rubbish, think again cuz' it's like i have never imagined myself going out with someone who's 6 years younger!~ Amazing. I used to think "Bah, kids!" or something to that effect but wow when i saw her it was like immediately "Japanese idols are also 16 "! As much as Berd says she (I think there's no need to display a name here) looks like a Korean idol, I still think she looks like Megumi Okina (That's the girl on the left if you're wondering who she is. No kidding just ask Berd)!

So if anyone is wondering why I'm babysitting, wait til they know what kids - oops I'm sorry *teenagers* these days think. Ok lah not exactly saying they're evil and dirty bengs and lians but wow they think that these days females don't bring tissue paper and guys should bring umbrellas. Actually I did have an umbrella in my bag. Oops sorry Berd, for I couldn't help you that time. Quite true.. but aha! I didn't have any tissues.

My point is, going out with teenagers isn't that bad after all. I mean, just going to the arcade feels so different when going out with girls our age. It's actually cheap entertainment compared to dining and slacking at some cafe when I don't really have a fat wallet.

Long story for a short conclusion huh.