These reality TV shows make Survivor seem like a walk in the park. As I'd always say, the Japanese are crazy.

It all started one snowy day in January, 1998 with an audition. The audition consisted of choosing lots because the only talent needed for this challenge was luck. A group of aspiring comedians showed up, and among them was a young man whose stage name is Nasubi, which means eggplant. Nasubi was 'lucky' that day, and was chosen over other aspiring young comedians for a mysterious "show-business related job". He was immediately blindfolded and driven to a tiny one room apartment somewhere in Tokyo.

When he arrived at the apartment, he was shown a stand full of magazines, a huge pile of postcards, and told to strip naked. The room was empty except for a cushion, a table, a small radio, a telephone, some notebooks, and a few pens. There was not a crumb of food, a square of toilet paper, or any form of entertainment. Whatever he needed, he was to win by sending thousands of postcards into contests. The producers left and Nasubi was on his own in his unique survival challenge. Imagine what was going through his mind: How am I going to eat? Why are they doing this to me? How long will it take to get out of here? He must have thought he was in a bad episode of The Prisoner.

Nasubi

From this...	To this.

More when I find links to this other one that I heard of which involves more extreme death inducing proceedures.

Melvin's Lesson of the Day.

Prepare one big mushroom swiss	Take a huge mouthful
Huge I said! Aim for 3 mouthfuls!	Enjoy whole burger in your mouth.

Ain't no pretty sight, but anyone should be able to do it.

Haven't blogged for so long, I decided it was time to do this only to improve my English. Well, lots of gaming action these days, so much that I didn't even bother to touch my PC. The game: Onimusha 2. Okay, I know that it's a relatively old game, but i can say it totally totally owns. Anyone with a PS2 should just play this game over 5-6 times like I did. I mean, Oyu, a character in the game, already looks so good in a set of western armour. But after a 100% completion of all the scenarios, you get to ogle at her wearing a disco diva dress! Now, how much cooler can that get?! I know it's meaningless blogging to everyone about this, but hey, you can't blame a hardcore PS2 addict!

Nicholas was like telling me about this silly video that someone sent him. This team of 3 people just hang around with a video camera, waiting for any random person on the streets to whip out his mobile phone. Well the fun only begins when they run past him/her, grab the yakking unsuspecting fool's mobile *nokia tune ringtone plays*, smash it on the floor and starts stamping on it. Truely entertainment at it's peak. I should check it out myself and post it here when I get it.

Anyway, good stuff coming tomorrow (I hope). Stay tuned!

Plenty of hot dates today man. Kinda like dated with the bed in my bunk, the bed at home, my ps2, my computer, my parents, and oh damn... I thought i could make it in time to consider meeting up with Berd and Junwei in 20 minutes a date. If there was a useless holiday, it's Valentine's Day. It's not cuz' I'm lonely, I don't have a girlfriend, there's no girl desperate enough to get me out or some other pathetic reason why I didn't go out today. I mean, it's not like a day has to be set to send flowers and gifts from your loved ones. This kinda thing can be done any other day right? It's useless also because a) it doesn't excuse everyone from duties in the army, b) there's no off day for this shit.

Well, can't say I'm really happy not doing anything today, but hey, there's always the ps2, prettier, more independent and above all, always there for you.

Now why the hell did I even type that 2nd part of the title? No idea at all, just thought it's quite a cute phrase. Anyway just got home from watching City of God (Cidade de Deus). It's like this really good movie which I'm watching for the 2nd time. It's all about the hood, drugs, games gangs play, and loads of killing and all. The bad part about this movie today is the organising man. Michael was like one hellava person involved in this entire event. He was like messaging me in the afternoon asking if I'm interested in the movie at all, but after asking about 13947423 questions, this little lamer decided not to go at all. And -please- message ah, can don't call ah!

Well anyway, the marvels of the Internet with a capital I. Who the hell needs an antenna or cable connection for a TV when you have the big I? I've been watching anime and Japanese music videos the whole day, it sorta resparked my passion for Morning Musume!~ Sooooo cuuuute!... Was watching the video for Love Machine and it even had my once favorite musume Ichii Sayaka! Damn haven't heard anything about her for so long I decided to do some research and it totally ruined my morning. She retired?! Shaking my head in disbelief, I actually rubbed my eyes and read the article one more time...*moment of silence*

I just realised that what I just typed might not have made any sense at all to most people but fuck it, it's my blog huh. Well that's all for catching up after 2 days of absence. Will get back to yall' when the Jackass stunt parade gets going tomorrow. Muahahha, it's shush for now, but you'll see, you'll see..

As I type this I'm in Yisheng's room, enjoying his air-con, slacking around. We're like supposed to meet the rest of the party..now? None of them has called yet. Fuckers. Then again, why the hell am I still here too?

Well anyway, I hope he gets lucky in Perth and some pretty hot young thing will hook up with the lil' bastard. Addie, do your job of showing this lil' freshie around!

good luck yisheng!

Rearranged my room, put the PC nicely beside the TV, and used some function of the video card to display full-screen video on the TV. Sweet? Wait till yall' hear what video is on-screen as I'm typing this. Full-Screen Filth is bliss!

For yall' who've watched the French movie Irréversible, I'm sure you'll agree with me that it's disturbing and hard to stomach for perhaps different reasons. The pummeling of the faggot's head with a fire extinguisher, the rape scene, the penises, or more obviously, the camerawork. Fuck, I was like thaaaat close to puking 15 minutes into the show, and all cuz' the first 15 minutes was all shaky and twisting cameras and flashes of penises!

I wouldn't say it's a bad movie because it actually gets subdued towards the middle of the movie, and of course it was not a bad movie at all. That is only if, you're not just out to watch Monica Belluci's titties. Their depiction of rape is graphic and so real, I think even the horniest of normal men can't get a stiffy. Well if anyone reading this did get wood from that scene, you're a sick bastard and you should eat your own shit if it helps. It's sad to see that a good life can be so fragile and bad things can hit you just when you least expect it. I shouldn't put any spoilers here though, so decide if you wanna be a little adventurous and watch this super arty farty, zero-entertainment value, vomit inducing yet *inspiring?* show.

Morale of the story, send your girl home, and girls, force guys to send you home.

David quote of the day (which is so damn outdated cuz' I forgot to add it here) : When I think i'm right, I'm not wrong

3 kopi sessions in a day, a whole load of gaming after that, no sleep for over 20 hours, and I'm still alive and staring at a TV with Final Fantasy X-2 on it. Hardcore? Methinks if I continue to head in this hardcore direction, I'll never get to star in a hardcore video.

Ok let's start from the earliest event. Our Blitz on Tekong was so fun! So much for your respected sergeants and officers cuz' they were putty in the sergeant majors' hands. Getting fucked for some stupid thing like bringing a camera phone is one thing, getting fucked in front of your recruits is another. Also, this made the recruits look at us with such admiration my ego actually received a +5 boost possibly with bless and striking. Nevermind if you don't understand now, cuz' it's just Leo pride.

Also, it's time for a DDD entry! David got a sergeant to pour more syrup into the mix when everyone else seems to be fine with it. 3 conclusions. 1- David just loves to push his luck with authority. 2- David just has to oppose everyone else jst cuz' they think differently from him. 3- he has suffered so much in his life he needs more sweetness than everyone else.

Next, Berd seems to be doing fine with his latest project, so much that we have to suffer the cruel fate of a 1 hour kopi session (which I am complaining about because it's too short) and a postponed movie. That SOB betta make up for things by being hardcore later tonight. Still, goodluck to him and a salute.

*Berd flag flitting in the wind in background*

Cuz' Mr MP here is makin' a trip to Pulau Tekong in like 7 hours. Hope you sergeants will all sign so many extras you can't even serve all of them! Muahahhahaha. DIE!

American Idol. What can I say, reality TV at it's best, entertainment at it's finest, and torture in it's worse form. For proof of what I've just typed here, check this out.

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