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As I type this, i'm puffing on some cheap Malaysian/Indonesian Marlboro Menthols that I had to STEAL from my dad's cupboard. I think I'll just tell him that I'll buy a local pack for him later, but what actually caused this act of theft? Berd for not riding me in? No. Mrs Lek for not paying me on time? Don't think so. Singapore for setting the damn ass prices of a pack of fags at like the price of a blowjob by a transie? I think that's it! Update: I told my dad about it, and all he said was "WHY YOU KNOW WHERE I PUT MY CIGARETTES?! I THOUGHT YOU EAT THE CHEWING GUM?!" Test market: Pass!

Ok enough about that. Recently, I've been killing myself a lot with the primary 2 kids from Lianhua Primary. If Berd thinks that Guangyang oei was bad, he should try teaching this really impossible class. Imagine this: The best students are the ones asking to go to the toilet every 5 minutes. There is one student called John, who acts like he loves me, and told me he ranked me by giving me all 5s on the evaluation form, but he bullies the girls by digging his nose and placing it on the girls' lips, then there's the autistic fuck who goes around crying every hour and complaining of a headache, but goes to every boy to hit them on the head with a bottle! Not to mention the irritating indian who told me the rest are playing soccer when I shouted at them to line up, but on my asking him what he thinks he should do, said "Then I go and join them"...

The way to the future. In their hands?

Well a lot of things have happened since Carina being fucking irritating --- From a lovely lil` Mina called WaTi and her infamous "Aku Suka MotoR!" to "Guang Yang Oei?"... Sadly I havent had the luxury of undisturbed time to actually sit down for a couple of hours to blog in detail the events that had taken place...

Well in light of the upcoming exams... I figured that JB Link Dua trips will tend to zero as dx tends to zero (where dx = no of days to exams) as such... In anticipation of such a disaster I've taken the initiative to buy £a$c%a&r@t)o(n!o@f>c&i$g&a*r$e£t"t!e^s< juz for chao pia-ing sake! Heh! Yesterday's rush has left us with 1 pack down in juz 1 evening! No fucking joke dude! 5 cool dudes fagging from a pack it was down to nothing in hours! Muahahha!

Okay enuff said... For those who read this Blog regularly... Call me yo for a pack or 2? As a reward! >.<

I confess I'm not exactly the greatest fan of technology... Especially so for mobile phones. I hate having to answer phonecalls, like we HAVE to answer them ALL the time; refusing is NOT an option. When it rings, like slave to the phone, we needa seach for it (that's if you're me), walk to it and answer it. Otherwise it would probably continue screaming at you...

Talking on the phone with some sweet gal could change (I hope!) my extreme view on phonecalls and SMSes... But as it stands I hate phonecalls and SMSes... I wished people wouldnt be able to contact me! (>.<) Hmmmm... Maybe all these stupid sentiments stemmed from soccer bets collection? Perhaps.

So here's the juiciest part of this blog entry... Toyota, as intro-ed by Mel earlier... Has been one such pest of late. She usually SMS to ask if I'm free for the day or wat time my school ends or if tomolo got school (Duh!). And in my reply, whenever I ask wat's the reason behind that question, the answer is always "Juz asking :)"

And so... That led to this and this leads to that... Long story short, here goes:
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"Hi.. Nerdy.. Tomolo got lessons anot? If yes, wat time your lessons end tmr? Pls reply.." ~ Toyota.

"... Why do you even ask such questions? Gimme 5 fucking good reasons why you need to know or how it even affects you... If it's simply juz-wanna-know's sake again, dont ever msg me anymore." ~ BerD with bloodlust powerup.

"Dun msg dun msg lah! Qi bai. Fucking asshole." ~ Toyota, filthy-o-mouthy.

七百？ What ever happened to 伍佰 man?! Creek? Anyway, VICTORY is MINE man YEAH! XD

Oh it was sad~, oh it was sad~...
It was sad when we lost the coin toss, and the heroes~...
Plus the towers and the rax~,
And our gangbang was a mess~...
It was sad when we lost the coin toss~.

Haha, it's like after a lame coin toss, we lost our choices of heroes and totally got owned right from the start. I'd love to say that at the start we were pushing more than the opponents, but after a long break smoking with JW, I came back to see most of our towers gone.
Well I guess that leaves us with no KL Zouk chionging, but we'll just have to settle with a damn dirty JB dinner. The replays will be posted on this blog for all our fans!

Ok so anyone reading this knows that the guys have some big competition. It concerns me as well, cuz' I'm prepared to break my vow of seafood celibecy in the event of them winning the finals. So, the guys, after winning 3 easy games, are in the finals. That means we have secured that $100 second prize money, but we want more crayfish on our filthy table at Damar Market or whatever you call it, so ganbatte guys!

Oh yes, these few days I've rekindled my interest in The Sims 2! After searching around for tools and all, here's my greatest creation as a god yet!

She's just whistling, not blowing my whistle.

If that's the way he's treating a beauty like her, sorry someone's never gonna get laid

If it came with her on it, a bed of nails would sell like hotcakes.

Come tomolo... 2nd March 2005:

The gosu clan of VsV will undertake the arduous task of winning our rights to a free trip to JB / KL with LOTS of food (hopefully lodging too!) through a subsidary game of TFT more affectionately known as... 多他 (More Him)! We will be represented by the following players:

(1) Chieftain Niche - Sandking
(2) Shaman ZixTer - Faceless
(3) Shaman LecieL - Centaur
(4) Grunt AlFie - Lich
(5) Grunt Juan - Banshee
(6) Sheep GosuBerD - Necrolyte

Prize money : 1st $200, 2nd $100, 3rd gets to suck my toes!

Those who will also be there:
(6) Shaman LaVeY - Biased umpire
(7) Sheep IsotopE - Waterboy
(8) Grunt SkuldRoxors - Spy

Those who might be there:
(9) Grunt IcePisces - Up and coming young star learning the ropes
(10) Grunt FatBeaRon - Hot prospect for the future
(11) Grunt Saitoh-Seetoh - Media and Resource Personnel
(12) Grunt Hooey - Chaoooooooooo noob.



Attached is a gosu map hand-drawn by BerD to aid travellers to get to their intended destination... Get off at the 5th (I think...) bus-stop and call (6), (7) or (8) for directions and help. Registration starts 6pm. Kickoff presumedly to start at abt 6:30pm. Be there if you can!

Kopi planned for at 179 kopitiam after compy. Cigarettes provided.

Wish them (as in opponents) luck, lots of it.